So, not unusually I’m waiting on something I’ve bought to arrive. Seems straightforward enough; order, select next day delivery, pay a little extra for the ‘delivered before 10am’ option. I hate waiting, you see.
So I get the dispatch confirmation from the shop by email, which gives me the tracking number. Which tells me to allow until 12 midday before the tracking will start working. Midday. On a delivery before 10. (Or perhaps 10:30. The shop and the delivery company don’t agree on this.)
Sure enough the web tracking system of the delivery company has ‘no information’. So my stuff is theoretically anywhere.
Back to that same email, which at the bottom tells me to allow five working days.
The noise you hear is me sighing.
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